skalloween

this past sunday was skalloween. it was ok i guess. the only reason for really going was to show off my super cool robin costume. of course i had the best costume there but of course i didn't win any of the costume contests. this dumb kid wearing an afro and a record around his neck, and this dumb girl with a black & white striped shirt and a pirate hat won. it made me so angry. i worked hard on my costume and it looks really awesome but apparently people are haters. jimmy was so funny that night. this fat bouncer guy told jimmy to move away from the know-how's equipment and jimmy was like, "shut the f*ck up! i know those guys! and i'm in a band, i know about equipment, you f*ck!" and the bouncer guy shut up and turned away. ha! ha!oh and one pump chump dressed up like girls. ben looked really funny. he had pretty big boobs and pink hair.then when we went home, ben and trish came over and we played ddr and crazy taxi with the dance pad, and then we played pictionary which really sucked cause ben and trish kept guessing each other's pictures correctly so me and jimmy never got a chance to play except for once in the beginning. actually, it was kinda funny.well, i think that about wraps it up!mwahaha!

happiness is all the rage

well, this passing sunday was my birthday. yup, i turned 20 on october 20. quoting my brother, "how many times do you get to see that!"but anyways, my b-day was a good day. jimmy made baked ziti for me, and we baked cake (it had crayon candles on it, they were cooler than a cool), and carved out a pumpkin for halloween. krys came over too and ate cake and gave me peppermint pez and a bag of straws which i'm fully grateful for. it was really fun. talking about halloween, me and jimmy made the coolest halloween decorations for our front door. i still don't know what i'm gonna do for halloween. trish invited us to a halloween party for her club, i think it'll be cool but i dunno if jimmy is interested, he never wants to go to social gatherings, but then again, i'm pretty much the same way, so we'll see what happens. i kinda feel like just throwing a small good old-fashioned soda pop party with funny halloween songs for us nerdy kids. oh oh! and we could play dance dance revolution!

halloween costumes

well, halloween time is coming up and i need to come up with an outfit. last year i didn't do anything. well, i did go over jimmy's and "watched" what women want, but that wasn't hallowen related. last year was the first year in my whole life that i didn't dress up and go trick or treating. so i'm determined to do that this year, well, atleast get dressed up and do something festive. i either want to be robin as in batman's sidekick, or maybe tinkerbell, or maybe an evil mercenary fairy. i dunno yet. i have to go to goodwill and see what i can find to make one of the above costumes. oh and i wanna make halloween cookies and cupcakes. it's gonna be "ghastly" fun! hehe....

poop

i got this from poopreport.com (thanks ben!)i just thought it was funny. enjoy! Quick background: I was off from work today, so I slept in a bit and woke up to grumbling bowel. I took a relatively big shit, as I hadn't in at least one and a half, maybe two days, and it seemed pretty normal. Now, I had also just received my new computer the day before, so I skipped breakfast and went to start setting it up. Time flew, and it was nearly 1 P.M. before I realized I hadn't eaten anything. I found some leftover macaroni and cheese, which I reheated. I then plopped in front of my computer and started to eat. When I was almost done, I felt the sudden urge to fart. Usually, that's all they are, but a few times in the past, a little substance comes out with it. Not that big a deal. Today, however, I pushed out the fart and felt a warm, wide stream of liquid fill my asscrack. I froze for a second, not knowing what to do, recoiling in horror at the sensation of feeling my underwear (briefs) fill up with liquid. I bolted to the bathroom, where I took of my clothes -- to be greeted with a long light-brown streak. I didn't even try cleaning it. I just threw away the underwear and jumped on the toilet as I was feeling a second wave. Toilet paper was not going to do the job, so I had to take a shower. I got a new pair of underwear and put my clothes back on. I was glad that was finally over, but as I sat down in front of my computer, it still felt wet down there. I turned around and felt the seat, which was a little damp but not anywhere near what I felt. I quickly reached back and felt my shorts. I ripped them off and much to my dismay, I saw the same light-brown streak on the outside of my shorts! My diarrhea explosion had soaked through my underwear AND through the thick material of my shorts! I'm lucky that these were tan shorts; I was able to use some of that Wisk stuff to get rid of the stain easily. But I will never forget that day. And I will never again wear the same clothes after I diarrhea in them. -- Somedude

hip! hip! hooray!

it seems that so many good things are happening at once. first of all, today me and jimmy finally found a house. its the cutest thing in the world and it's close to campus too. its on 10th st. which is right across from the flower shop next to smoke. only thing that sucks is that we have to pay $1500 to move in but the guy said we could just pay it in small amounts. but i need to get $500 by this friday to ensure that they keep the house for us. i get paid this friday but i still owe ariel $365. it makes me so angry that i had to stay there for the extra month. if my sister just would have let me move out when i wanted to it would be so much easier on my family and me in paying all of this.but anyways, back to the good stuff. earlier today, we went to hyde and zeke's to look at records and get a new needle, and they had free bright eyes posters and postcards! i snagged three posters and a ton of postcards. then, yesterday while trying to find a house to look at, we ran across a big lots. there jimmy found the coolest darth vader lip balm and i bought myself a pair of green power ranger underoos for $3! they are so hot!then on the way home, we stopped by a salvation army that just opened up and we found a turntable for $15 and a singer sewing machine for $20! what a bargain. now we can buy punk records and sew our own clothes! cool!well, i gotta go study for my statistics class which makes no sense at all. so wish me luck.

pour some sugar on me!

yeah i finally have a job! starting next week i'm gonna be the new girl in the game room on friday and saturday nights, which means free bowling and watching the dance people. i only get paid $5.15, but apparently i don't do much but sit around, so i guess i can't really complain.(jimmy is rubbing his naked butt on me right now, just thought i'll let you know). me and jimmy currently own two ep2 yodas which are rare and selling for $40+ on ebay and we only bought em for $5 each. haha! losers!i got a super cool light saber that lights up and makes sounds. jimmy got one that only lights up. his is lame. and we just got krys a darth maul light saber. although it only lights up too, it is still cooler than jimmy's cause it's two-sided. poop in a bucket.oh, i almost forgot. i got a princess leia boush disguise figure from the 80's for only $8 on ebay! and to think it cost $20 bucks at that comic book store in orlando. and it's like i got it for free since i used my show money to buy it. we had a show in lakeland a week ago friday. we got paid the most ever. $10 each!!!!!!poop in a corner.

bike with no hand brakes + going downhill = me falling on my butt

it's been a long time since i've written anything. it feels weird writting. but anyways, i'm finally back in gainesville and so happy cause finally i'm with jimmy again. those two and a half weeks seemed like two and half million years! it was so weird when i saw jimmy again. it was like we were starting over or something but everything's back to normal and feels just the way it always does: perfect.oh and i bought jimmy a dvd player (its not really a gift when you think about it cause it benefits the both of us and i hate the fact that it does)but its really cool. i don't think he realizes i bought it for him either, but i'm gonna buy him something that only he can use as soon as i find something that suits him perfectly. but anyways we rented "Comrades: Almost a love story" from the school library and it rocks. it's the best movie in the world. you need to watch it. and we also have the harry potter dvd which sucks cause i can't find the extra scenes.i'm so happy cause i got the coolest bike now. jimmy got it for me but i'm gonna pay him back although he tells me not to. but its supposedly vintage and it has a basket and a back seat thing like in Comrades! cool! but sadly, i can't ride it any time soon cause on saturday me and jimmy were riding bikes home and we were going downhill and the bike i was on had no hand brakes, it had those weird "push backwards on the pedals to stop" brakes and i've never been able to do that and i was going too fast and i couldn't stop and i just fell. i slid off the sidewalk onto the street which was really scary. and now i have "owchies" on both of my legs, my hands, and left elbow. so i walk like a robot now, although today i'm significantly better. hopefully by wednesday i'll be up and at it so i can go look for a job. i am sooooooo broke!

i wanna wake up naked next to you kissing the curve of your clavicle!

so today is my mom's birthday (and jimmy's as well!). isn't that weird? what are the odds that your mom's and boyfriend's birthdays fall on the same day? anyways, me, my mom, sister, and dad went out to eat and then i begged to go bowling so we did. it was so fun. and of course i won both games we played! i won the first game with 130! my highest score yet. woo-hoo! i am the bowling champion!i'm supposed to be flying to orlando tomorrow and jimmy is supposed to pick me up there but i haven't heard from him. so i hope he calls me or something or i'm gonna be stranded in orlando. poop.

i am cat woman, hear me roar!

hey, i forgot to say, today i also went with my mom to the mall and i went to hot topic which is the only decent/cool store in the mall (although super expensive, they do have some cute stuff you can't resist to buy), and there i bought the coolest thing: cat ears! i couldn't resist, they're so cute! i'm gonna wear em every day!and by the way, puerto rico wasn't that bad. as we drove across the island, i got to see the coolest sites. well, not sites, per say, but just the country side and the mountains. it was beautiful.