Sunday, June 24, 2007
velociraptors eating burgers in puerto rico
in approximately 5 hours i'm gonna be leaving for puerto rico. well, actually, i'm going to the virgin islands....haha (no you didn't!). but no, seriously, my dad told me today, out of nowhere, that i was going to puerto rico and the plane leaves at 7:10 in the morning. what the hell? i mean, its not like i mind going to puerto rico, its a nice tropical location and all, i get to relax at the beach and enjoy myself, but the truth of the matter is that it's such short notice and i dunno, i just don't feel it, i don't feel myself going to puerto rico right now, it feels weird for some reason. but oh well, maybe it'll help pass the time till i go back to gainesville. it seems like this week has gone by so slowly and the 28th seems so far away.....once again, i must mention that i desperately miss jimmy. jimmy thinks i'm ok with it and am handling being apart better than he is cause i seem so calm on the phone or something, but i do miss him so much, my heart aches for him, to feel his touch, to feel his arms around me, to burrow into him, to see his cute smile which he claims is retarded (but that's what makes it so cute!). i know he's reading this thinking i'm making all this up cause i know he's reading this but i don't care....i do miss you and argh! i can't stand being apart from you! *mwah!* that kiss goes to jimmy so whoever reads this, don't try to steal it and take it for yourself,....or else (like the godfather saids, and you know you can't mess with the godfather so don't try anything like serve yourself coke in a clear cup or he'll send his men after you!). anyways, i finally figured out chords for my velociraptor song, i think i might call it "hamburglar with a money bag" cause thats funny. but anyways, i thought i'll write down the lyrics. i think you guys will enjoy it (warning:its kinda gross!):when i walked down that street and my eyes meet yoursyou were just a strangeras i walk down this same street, i think of how you leftand you are a strangerand i.....wanna kick your face in and punch your head right offpee on your headless bodyand face the crowd laughing as your head rolls down the streetonly to be squished by an on-coming carand i'll walk up to the driver and shake his handi'll give him a dollar to see him do it againas i punch your head off and pee on your headless bodyi laugh as your head rolls down the streeti'll rip your heart out and feed it to a veloceraptorand he'll eat it like a burger...rip your intestines out, eat it like spagetti...rip your kidneys out, eat it like garbonzos...rip your liver out, eat it like some liver!
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