I wish i could beam you up here and just hold you for hours and not say anything

oh my god. you won't believe what happened today. my brother is such a rere. today he was driving my sister's car and apparently he tried to squeeze between some truck and some wall somewhere (he was at a gas station) but the car didn't fit and the whole right side of the car is all scratched up now and the door handle for the back seat was ripped off. and then my brother gets upset at my mom because my mom is angry at him and told him he couldn't drive the car anymore??? aaawww, right now on saturday night live will ferrel is singing that song, "you've got the way to move me cherry, you got the way to groove me." or however it goes, you know, that neil diamond song they sang in saving silverman. ahfmmmmm......jimmy.....i miss you!!!!!!! beam me up jimmy!oh oh! i got the two coolest shirts today at the dollar store near my house. you may be asking, "since when did dollar stores sell shirts?" all i have to say is, "shut up! and accept it." j/k. i'm not that mean. actually the dollar store near my house is really cool cause it's kinda like a dollar store thrift store among other things. it has everything. woo-hoo for dollar stores! only thing that sucks is that it doesn't have pez refills. what am i gonna do without my daily fix of pez!?! maybe i'll implode into the depths of nothingness. maybe, just maybe, i'll run into an alien that poops pez candy and he'll have diarrhea and i'll have tons of pez candy! muahahahaha! gross! i just realized what i wrote. that was indeed disgusting. why, oh why must my life revolve around poop?hehe