dogs + pizza = smelly gas

i forgot to write: today my mom ordered pizza. when i tried to get a slice out of the box, i dropped by mistake and it fell on the kitchen floor, so instead of wasting it, my mom feed it to the dog. then my sister was in the room with the dog and she smelled something really bad. the dog had farted, like it was smelly. that's disgusting. apparently it has farted before but this time it was bad. so the moral is: never feed a dog pizza.in relation to farting, here's a funny convo i had with jimmy. enjoy!: b00tycall2: you're so cute though when you talk about bathroom habits or butt stuff in general b00tycall2: you should get working on that book you were planning on when you were little Marmaladegirl20: i dunno, i never wrote down anything, so i can't really remeber all the stories i made up.....all i know is that i would sit there and make up funny bathroom stories to my mom b00tycall2: no way thats hilarious...do you remember at least one? b00tycall2: i wanna hear Marmaladegirl20: i don't really remember, i vaguely remember that one was about some guy that flooded the toilet on an airplane but i don't remember exactly what happened b00tycall2: ha...that does sound cool... b00tycall2: i don't know anyone who wouldn't buy a funny bathroom stories book Marmaladegirl20: yeah it is a good idea....it was supposed to have a section with a "have you ever......." and then i'll write like, have you ever pooped and then looked in the toilet and there was nothing there? Marmaladegirl20: or have you ever pooped and wipedbut your butt was clean? Marmaladegirl20: or have you ever pooped and it splashed in the water and water hit your butt? b00tycall2: i think everyone has Marmaladegirl20: haha......i'm sure b00tycall2: go on Marmaladegirl20: i dunno, its hard coming up with stuff Marmaladegirl20: have you ever pooped and fillled up the whole toilet with nuggets? Marmaladegirl20: have you ever pooped and try to flush it but for some reason the poop won't go down the whole? Marmaladegirl20: *hole Marmaladegirl20: that actually happened to me b00tycall2: lol...your'e killing me over here Marmaladegirl20: when i was younger i pooped and it jsut kept floating there even though i flushed like 5 times Marmaladegirl20: my grandpa called it sharkey Marmaladegirl20: my brother called it a submarine Marmaladegirl20: but it eventually flushed Marmaladegirl20: have you ever pooped a really long poop where it just keeps coming out and it doesn't break off so its like a snake? Marmaladegirl20: this is so disgusting! Marmaladegirl20: have you pooped and got some on the seat? Marmaladegirl20: have you ever pooped and when you wiped got some on your hand? Marmaladegirl20: ok, i'm stopping, this is getting too gross b00tycall2: its gross but funny at the same time...poop is funny Marmaladegirl20: yeah i know